They are not of my own, I did found those on the interneT in my journey of years.

  • Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  • 90% of times the problem exists between monitor and the chair.
  • Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."